“二战”时期,盟(⛲)军要实(🥇)施安奇奥登(🍩)陆计划(huá )(🃏),迫于对一门(mén )(🔱)叫安奇(🤴)奥(ào )(🍥)大炮的(de )超(🎹)级(jí )武器的(de )(🛤)忌惮,要(yào )派两(liǎng )个精(💤)锐特工(gōng )去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(⚫)被(🐿)派了去,最后(hòu )经过一连串(chuàn )搞笑(💆)事件,阴(🛹)差(chà )阳错(🚥)的(de )最后完成了(le )(🎫)任务。 (🍮) (✖)片段一:德国人在北(běi )非布置(zhì )了一(💞)个陷阱,准备了(le )一(🥁)幅假的防御工(😞)事地图让(ràng )这(zhè )(🦗)二个(gè )士兵(㊗)带回去。他们却(🔝)阴差(🐑)阳错的拿走(🌞)了真的地图,最终赢得了(🍄)战(zhàn )役(yì )。 片段(duàn )二:(🕙)他们化(💠)装(zhuāng )成管(guǎn )道(dào )工潜入德军在(🚴)意大(🤖)利的司(sī )令部,给(gěi )他(tā )们卫(wèi )生(shēng )间的管道修得乱七八糟(😊),把将(🏻)军淋了(⛏)个落汤鸡。将军去(🌼)换衣(yī )服,拉(💯)开抽屉(🏒)发现(💿)一(yī )套新的军服,于是洗头洗(👌)脸(liǎn )准备换(huàn )上(shàng )(👵)新军服的(de )时候闭着(zhe )眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进抽(🔫)屉(💣)里了(柜(guì )子(zǐ )旁(🏓)边有(🎐)一个废水桶)。那(nà )(📤)个将军是最主(zhǔ )要的(de )一个配角,很有意思。到(dào )影(yǐng )片(🍹)结束(shù )前1分(fèn )钟,都没有(yǒu )一句台词。最后说了一句(jù )(🖱)“谢谢”。 片段三(sān ):德军有一门超级大炮(👆)俯视着联军将(🐣)要登陆的(de )(⛎)海滩。这二个士(👔)兵居(🔮)然化装成(chéng )希特勒和随从,去(🤠)视察(chá )大炮,把大炮(pào )炸(⛱)掉了(le )。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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